- No light may touch any other light.
- No light may touch any portion of the wall.
- Lights may not contact anything whatsoever, save the ether.
- Whosoever breaks these rules shall be forced to reconfigure the offending string until it falls into conformity with the above. Offenders may be subject to bitching, whining, and accusations of murderous intent.
Seamonkey's Rules:
- Angels of any size or form are forbidden.
- Santas equally so, save those portrayed as pagan gods dispensing magic mushrooms.
- Any song containing the word 'Jesus' or 'Lord', unless followed by "won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz," will be silenced immediately.
- Normal restraints on candy consumption shall be relaxed. No-one shall snicker at, nag, or cast snide glances at those who choose to obtain their daily calories through chocolate.
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