Meta-Blogging is Despicable, But

This blog has become the victim of a most uneven afflatus. I'm beginning to think my Muse might have a multiple-personality disorder. Seamonkey's Circus isn't really sure whether it wants to be a dream journal, a showcase for art, a journal of daily experience, a place for extemporaneous expression or a collection of half-baked parodies. That's all well for me, the creator; but I ache for the poor reader, who never knows whether s/he will be slapped with the plastic chicken, given a sip of wine or tickled with a feather. For this, I am almost prepared to apologize. I promise that we will try to be more consistent in the future, but I cannot guarantee it. In fact I'm 99.8% sure we're on the downhill slope of some irreversible literary entropy. But we shall try.